Not because this is my written plea for dates (I am happily dating a man who tells me I am fat beautiful, and loves all the inches spilling my outsides), but because some of you might be making my fellow sisters struggle with the same sort of body image issues I had in the beginning. Goodbye calorie counting Whether you are eyeing the pot roast or want a draft beer, we aren’t counting calories – not even yours.They will snap out without help from you – but you need to pull your brains out of the trashcan too! So, you can dig into as many sumptuous dishes as your heart craves, and on top of it, we will give you company. The adventure’s on With a fat girl by your side, you will never have to worry about any of those outdoorsy stuff on your to-do list before you hit 30. Sure Never ever do you have to worry about ordering those cocktails, margaritas or any other drink that Skinny Marg orders. Unlike delicate darlas who need you to ‘protect’ them, we are tough cookies who do not snap in two in the face of difficulty.My weight has fluctuated dramatically throughout my life – I was a fat child, a thin teenager, a chubby sixth former, a skinny student and so on, up and down through my adult life.I’ve never bought into the lie, popular with some elements of the media, that everything will be better when you’re thin.She won’t even say no to juice cleanses once a week. You see more cushin’ for the pushin’ is always welcome.
Basically, that he's arrived to save me from my terrible, sad, fat life.I also changed the wording slightly just in case OKCupid cottoned on and took them down.The profile names had to be slightly different because the site won’t allow two the same.I have no idea why I came up with them btw – it’s not even like A Night To Remember was stuck in my head.Over the course of five days, 'fat' Yvette (pictured left) received 18 messages, 74 likes and 81 visits.